So i was going to pay my credit card bill right now when i noticed that my checking account didnt have as much money in it as it was supposed to. So i clicked on it and found out that $400 had went to something called google adwords... which i have never used in my life. Im kinda stressin over it. tomorrow morning im going to bank of america to see if I can fix anything. I also emailed google. Hopefully something can be done. no fun.
Recently I was rummaging through the ever popular YouTube.com when I came across a video of Howard Sterns talk radio show. For those of you who have never heard of Howard Stern be glad... try and picture the world most unhappy person, give them a talk radio show, and let them speak their mind... and you have Howard Stern. I normally would have just bypassed this Howard Stern video and gone on to other videos that are actually worth my time... but the title of the video caught my attention. Howard Stern Vs. The Jonas Brothers. Knowing Howard Stern and his ever so common negative remarks about... well just about everything... my curiosity drew me in. The video was pretty much Howard Stern critiquing The Jonas Brothers popular song "Love Bug." As the video started, I knew the critique could not be good.
Before I go into detail about what was said in the video I am going to show you the music video for Love Bug. "Why not show the actual Howard Stern video?" you might ask. The answer is simple. It has lots of profanity and things related so if you want to see it... look it up yourself.
Okay now that your memory is refreshed on the Love Bug song, we can go into detail about what Howard Stern's opinion on this song. He first stated that he thought that The Jonas Brothers would be over by now and that he is surprised that this song is so successful. He goes on to say that he could write a song like this- that all he has to do is sing like a girl and write girly lyrics. Which he does about 20 seconds later with someone playing a horrible version of the song on guitar and his version of a "girly voice." Because I am not for profanity written in my blog I will help you to imagine Howard Sterns lyrics. Its simple, think about Howard Stern's opinion on one of Disney's heart throb icons, add his usual profanity, his "girly voice" imitation, and some poor guitar playing, and you have the song. I have to admit that after the first 15 or so seconds of his song I lost interest and moved on to other videos, but I feel that this video summed up Howard Stern pretty well thus proving that he is a hater.
By this whole post I am in no way saying that I like The Jonas Brothers, but more of saying that I don't like Howard Stern. I do admit though that the Love Bug song is cute, in the manliest way possible, and that I can see why so many people like it. In fact, just as I finished that sentence, the chorus of the song got stuck in my head. It's catchy, The Jonas Brothers know how to write a song that will appeal to their crowd- the elementary to teenage girl population. (and that population of guys who like catchy music they can someday sing to their girlfriends) I admit that if I could sing and play guitar better I would play this song to a special girl... and I am sure if Howard Stern could sing and play the guitar better (and wasnt a hater) that he would too... the song is perfect for something like that.
All in all after watching most of the video I have come to these simple conclusions. -Howard Stern is a hater. -Howard Stern is a talk radio show host- not a music critique. -Howard Stern's music choice does not correlate to a teenage girl's music choice. and lastly... -Don't listen to Howard Stern.
So I was walking into the caf a few days ago when I noticed this. Its a slushie machine that say mocha cappuccino. Good right? NO! bad... This may not make sence to anyone who doesn't drink lots of coffee... but to make it make sence... you have to understand that a cappuccino is by no means a flavor. Its a style of a drink. A cappuccino is half milk, half foam and espresso shots. It can only be a hot drink... because to have legit foam... you need hot milk. A cold cappuccino is an old cappuccino with expired shots and sour milk. Making it into a slushie is literally impossible. So this company pretty much used this name to make the consumer feel sophisticated and special. Good job slushie people.
(thanks mac for your awesome mirror like camera that makes text backwards in everything can this be changed? so that its normal? meh.. who knows....)
Alrighty... another book im reading- "the gutter- where life is ment to be lived" by craig gross.
so far its a pretty awesome book. Its written by the guy who co founded xxxchurch.com . He talks about pretty much what he believes and how other people either strongly agree or disagree with him. He pretty much says that as Christians a good portion of our time should be spent in "the gutter" witnessing to the poor, needy, and the faithless. He does part of this by going to porn shows and handing out bibles to people there... not like 10 of 15 bibles.... but over 1,500 i think it was. Lots of Christians strongly disagree with what he is doing. But i think that he is making a positive impact on peoples lives. I believe that this type of evangelism is important and should be done by someone. People need to spread Gods love regardless.... whether it be in another country... or at a porn convention in vegas. It has much greater of an impact than that typical guy with the "burn in hell" sign and the megaphone yelling at everyone who walks into a convention.
But anyways the book is pretty good so far. I am currently on chapter 6 page 61 and have around 95ish more pages to go.
my friend showed me this video well kinda... he posed a link on his facebook and i clicked... so he indirectly showed me.. either way... i think its pretty cool
yeah its five minutes long... but the cool part is in like the last 2 minutes... so you can watch like the first 30 seconds then fasforward to the end... or just enjoy the whole thing like i did... either way... do what you will.
and they disabled so i cant put it in my blog.. so you will have to click the link... sorry for making life difficult
